
The Horny Toad Guest House
Simpson Bay, SX
0.07 km (0.05 mi) from original
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Simpson Bay, SX
0.07 km (0.05 mi) from original
Rooms
10.0Apartment described as comfy and very well equipped with sea view; minor drawback noted that the toilet/bathroom lacks air-conditioning.
Cleanliness
9.7Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Location
10.0Oceanfront with private beach, sea views and short walking distance to restaurants and supermarkets.
No close alternative was identified for this preference.



Simpson Bay, SX
0.64 km (0.40 mi) from original

Simpson Bay, SX
0.07 km (0.05 mi) from original
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
9.6/10Coco's Beach House
10/10Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.7/10The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7/10Azure Hotel and Art Studio
9.2Rooms were described as basic but functional; some mentioned a small size.
Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.5Rooms described as spacious, but with several negative comments on outdated fixtures and maintenance.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Apartment described as comfy and very well equipped with sea view; minor drawback noted that the toilet/bathroom lacks air-conditioning.
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
9.9The reviews consistently mention that the property was clean and well-cared for.
Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.0Some rooms noted as clean, but issues with trash and outdated fixtures reported.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
10.0Well-located right on the beach with access to restaurants and grocery.
Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
8.0Conveniently located, though some areas described as dirty.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Oceanfront with private beach, sea views and short walking distance to restaurants and supermarkets.
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
10.0Michael and Fawnette received high praise for their friendliness and helpfulness.
Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
8.0Staff were friendly and helpful, with some positive mentions of service.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Owners and staff repeatedly praised; friendly, engaging hosts and evening happy hours noted.
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
—Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
—The Horny Toad Guest House
—Azure Hotel and Art Studio
8.7The presence of nearby food options but no specific mention in reviews.
Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
5.0Breakfast not included and minimal amenities provided.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7Hosts provide happy hours and occasional dinners; however there is no full onsite restaurant (nearby options exist).
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
9.2Basic amenities available; sufficient for the needs of beachgoers.
Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.5Basic amenities available, but cleanliness and maintenance issues reported.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.5Private beach and social events available, but no onsite pool/bar/restaurant (options within walking distance).
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
9.7Described as an economical choice for beach access.
Coco's Beach House
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
7.0Generally budget-friendly, value perceived as adequate for price point.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Repeat guests and positive comments ('second year in a row') indicate strong perceived value.
Azure Hotel and Art Studio
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