
The Horny Toad Guest House
Simpson Bay, SX
0.18 km (0.11 mi) from original
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Simpson Bay, SX
0.18 km (0.11 mi) from original
Rooms
10.0Apartment described as comfy and very well equipped with sea view; minor drawback noted that the toilet/bathroom lacks air-conditioning.
Cleanliness
9.7Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Location
10.0Oceanfront with private beach, sea views and short walking distance to restaurants and supermarkets.
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8.2/10The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7/10Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3/10Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.7/10Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.0Room was spacious but had small windows and issues with water pressure.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Apartment described as comfy and very well equipped with sea view; minor drawback noted that the toilet/bathroom lacks air-conditioning.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3Modern apartments, comfortable large beds, and well-equipped facilities were highlighted.
Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.5Rooms described as spacious, but with several negative comments on outdated fixtures and maintenance.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
7.5Room with a strong smell of mold and sewage.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3The apartment was clean, well maintained, and conveniently located, as noted in multiple reviews.
Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.0Some rooms noted as clean, but issues with trash and outdated fixtures reported.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Great location right on the beach, close to the airport.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Oceanfront with private beach, sea views and short walking distance to restaurants and supermarkets.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3Great location with stunning views and easy access to restaurants and bars.
Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
8.0Conveniently located, though some areas described as dirty.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Staff were friendly and responsive to needs.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Owners and staff repeatedly praised; friendly, engaging hosts and evening happy hours noted.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.8Hugo was noted as an incredible host, providing excellent communication and hospitality.
Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
8.0Staff were friendly and helpful, with some positive mentions of service.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
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—Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
—Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
—Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Excellent food and drinks in bar/restaurant.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7Hosts provide happy hours and occasional dinners; however there is no full onsite restaurant (nearby options exist).
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
8.8While dining options nearby were praised, specific food and beverage services weren't mentioned.
Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
5.0Breakfast not included and minimal amenities provided.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.0Restaurant is delicious but expensive; some issues with cleanliness on the beach.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.5Private beach and social events available, but no onsite pool/bar/restaurant (options within walking distance).
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
8.8While the apartments are well equipped, some guests noted missing items like more kitchenware.
Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
6.5Basic amenities available, but cleanliness and maintenance issues reported.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Great value for the location and service offered.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Repeat guests and positive comments ('second year in a row') indicate strong perceived value.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3Exceptional value for money, with many reviews stating it exceeded expectations.
Travel Inn Hotel Simpson Bay
7.0Generally budget-friendly, value perceived as adequate for price point.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
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