
The Horny Toad Guest House
Simpson Bay, SX
0.63 km (0.39 mi) from original
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Simpson Bay, SX
0.63 km (0.39 mi) from original
Rooms
10.0Apartment described as comfy and very well equipped with sea view; minor drawback noted that the toilet/bathroom lacks air-conditioning.
Cleanliness
9.7Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Location
10.0Oceanfront with private beach, sea views and short walking distance to restaurants and supermarkets.
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Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3/10The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7/10Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.2/10Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
8.1/10Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3Modern apartments, comfortable large beds, and well-equipped facilities were highlighted.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Apartment described as comfy and very well equipped with sea view; minor drawback noted that the toilet/bathroom lacks air-conditioning.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.0Room was spacious but had small windows and issues with water pressure.
Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
7.3Some reviews pointed out outdated rooms and other quality concerns.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3The apartment was clean, well maintained, and conveniently located, as noted in multiple reviews.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7Standard quality for this hotel tier.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
7.5Room with a strong smell of mold and sewage.
Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
6.8Multiple reviews mentioned issues with cleanliness, including mold and humidity.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3Great location with stunning views and easy access to restaurants and bars.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Oceanfront with private beach, sea views and short walking distance to restaurants and supermarkets.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Great location right on the beach, close to the airport.
Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
9.3The hotel is well-located near restaurants and the airport, as noted in multiple reviews.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.8Hugo was noted as an incredible host, providing excellent communication and hospitality.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Owners and staff repeatedly praised; friendly, engaging hosts and evening happy hours noted.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Staff were friendly and responsive to needs.
Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
9.3Several reviews highlighted friendly and helpful staff.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
—The Horny Toad Guest House
—Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
—Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
—Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
8.8While dining options nearby were praised, specific food and beverage services weren't mentioned.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.7Hosts provide happy hours and occasional dinners; however there is no full onsite restaurant (nearby options exist).
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Excellent food and drinks in bar/restaurant.
Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
7.3Limited food options available; breakfast should have been offered.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
8.8While the apartments are well equipped, some guests noted missing items like more kitchenware.
The Horny Toad Guest House
9.5Private beach and social events available, but no onsite pool/bar/restaurant (options within walking distance).
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.0Restaurant is delicious but expensive; some issues with cleanliness on the beach.
Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
8.3The rooftop pool and spa were mentioned positively, but limited food options were noted.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
9.3Exceptional value for money, with many reviews stating it exceeded expectations.
The Horny Toad Guest House
10.0Repeat guests and positive comments ('second year in a row') indicate strong perceived value.
Mary's Boon Beach Resort & Spa
8.5Great value for the location and service offered.
Commodore Suites, SureStay Collection by Best Western
8.3The overall location and service justify the price, according to several reviews.
Tradewinds Apartments Simpson Bay
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